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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
A moment of silence as The Giver joins Percy Jackson in the graveyard of horrendously inaccurate movie adaptations
*His Dark Materials fandom wails softly in the distance*
*Eragon fandom shrieks from the darkest pit of hell*
*ATLA fandom watches with dead eyes*